me: i hope leia kills kyle ron with her own bare hands

someone that reblogs a lot of edits of kyle ron portraying him as tragic via stills from the scene where he tortures rey, spit flying from their lips: HOW DARE YOU??? YOU MONSTER, she’s his MOTHER, she knows that BEN SOLO still has good in him, he will turn to the light and redeem himself for her, it makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE that you would say that clearly you have never felt lonely in your ENTIRE life, LEIA is responsible for him going bad,

me, popping three ibuprofen and pinching the bridge of my nose, thinking about that time that leia as a 19 year old woman was tortured in an attempt to extract information from her mind by the man kyle idolizes: actually i hope she kills him with force lightning

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

just wanna remind my followers that i’ll tag triggers upon request, feel free to ask me privately, on or off anon is fine 

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• gender neutral 
  
• I like rubbing my gay little hands all over southern culture out of spite
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spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

i need to edit but i have no inspiration 

lol a lot of people don’t deserve to be parents

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

i wanna talk about conspiracy theories and watch murder documentaries w you